ORGASM!



Well, now that I have your attention. Hi. I never thought the day would come when i would blog/keep a jounal/keep track of my own thoughts. But, here we are....
oookayy so i have no idea what to write....
This right here, is why i've never blogged before. I never know what to write. I mean, people writing about the shit that's happened in their day. "Organising their thoughts." Ahh, i don't need to do that. It's all up in my head, stored neatly in filing cabinets. Little green blobs go to the filing cabinets when i want to think about my day. And yet, im sitting here, 8:59 in the evening, writing about the crazy stuff that's happened to me throughout my day. Ahh, what can i say, I'm a hypocrite. You know you love it though;)

I am drinking juice.
Oh wait, this is blogger, not twitter
Ah, twitter
So interesting.
NOT!
why the hell do i need to know if you're going to the bathroom, or putting on deodorent.
Which brings me to my next point

A message for those who take a crowded train
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OH PRETTY FUCKING PLEASE WEAR SOME DEODORENT!!
I do not need to be smelling your bodily fluids thank-you very much
Picture this: Stinking hot day, you're on a crowded train and some asshole forgets to wear his doedorent. He puts his arm up to hang on to the railing which, leaves you with your face right in his armpit (ah, the joys of being 5"2)

Well now, this more turned into a rant now didn't it. If you bothered to read this, i congratulate you:D
*party music plays*
Please make suggestions or comments:D
May chocolate rain down upon you in the coming days
Lauriexx